But I'm a libertarian, so I made my own. That's how I roll. If I can't find what I want, I find a way to make what I want, or I find somebody who can. I have yet to fail. Maybe I don't want complicated things. What I don't know, and would never do, is use political power to get my way. I know - I'm making a big deal over Egg Nog. Well, maybe Egg Nog is just that big of a deal. Or maybe metaphors are awesome.
Merry Christmas to all!
P.S. The 'Nog is awesome.